Casino Humiliates Woman with Gigantic Breasts

Bodog Beat’s interpretation of what Helen Simpson’s breasts might have looked like. (Bodog Beat Image)

This week in casino news we found a titillating tale out of New Zealand where a casino forced a woman to cover up her ample cleavage.

Sad and bizarre, we know.

Thirty-three-year-old Helen Simpson of Nottingham, England was vacationing with some friends in Christchurch, New Zealand when the incident happened. They went out for a night of drinking and merriment which eventually lead them to the local casino.

It was there that, while playing roulette, Simpson was asked by a female staff member to cover up her gigantic boobs.

"She said I was wearing too low a top, which people found offensive," Simpson said in a statement to www.press.co.nz.

Simpson borrowed a jacket from a friend but it was too late, the giant ta-ta damage had been done.

"I was highly embarrassed – humiliated, absolutely humiliated. I feel like I've been discriminated against for having big breasts."

Simpson wrote in a letter of complaint to the booby-hating casino, “Being well-endowed in the upper region is something I did not choose in life and something I'm certainly not proud of.”

What a sad day when a woman is made to feel ashamed of her gigantic mega-boobs. Well we just hope the Christchurch casino is happy. It’s jerks like them that have led to the atrocious butchery known as breast reduction surgery.

In honor of this plight that so many women face we would like to end this post with a tribute to large breasts. You're welcome.