A-Rod Says Madonna is His Effing Soulmate, Dude

Madonna is A-Rod's fucking soulmate, dude. (Image Courtesy AP/Wikimedia)"]

Apparently, a Madonna booty call can have adverse affects -- like, love, dude. Us is reporting that Alex Rodriguez spilled the beans to a friend that he is totally smitten with the muscular diva and hopes that one day, she will keep his dick in a jar, rather than Guy Ritchie's. Dare to dream, A-Rod. Dare to dream.

Us says that the MLB star was texting someone at dinner, and "kept smiling, acting as if he was a little kid," says a friend.

"He told me it was Madonna. I was shocked." And not just that –- soon after, he was saying, "She's my fucking soulmate, dude."

Awww, that is so romantic. On Monday, A-Rod's wife Cynthia filed for divorce. She then went to Paris to blow $100K and hook up with Lenny Kravitz. That calls for a "Huzzzah."