Amy Winehouse: An Issue or Two

Amy Winehouse was paid a cool $2 million to get on a stage and let's just say, she had a hard time with it. (Wikimedia Images)"]

Owner of the London soccer club Chelsea, Roman Abramovich paid Amy Winehouse $2 million to perform at his girlfriend's art gallery opening. Because Winehouse would be essentially earning $2 million per hour, her people went into overdrive trying to make the barely functioning shell of a human presentable -- however, when she arrived in Moscow, a source told the New York Daily News Winehouse was "in no condition to appear."

Her people were successful in wrangling the she-beast onto a plane bound for Moscow, but alas - those airplane mini bottles were probably too much for Winehouse to resist.

Once in Moscow, Amy's wranglers tried to fix her up while the organizer's tried to find a replacement. Although she was supposed to take the stage at 10:30 p.m., Winehouse finally managed to stumble on at 12:30 a.m. According to reports, Winehouse threw her lighter into the crowd and revealed that she wasn't wearing underwear. Good show. Good show.

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