Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut

Ann Coulter will have to keep her opinions to herself for a while. (Wikimedia Images)"]

Page Six is reporting some glorious news: Ann Coulter will have her jaw wired shut for the next few weeks after she took a bad spill which broke her jaw recently.

News on the topic is scare at the moment, but Page Six writes, "WE HEAR - THAT although we didn't think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction- ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut."

The gift to the world will only be available for a few weeks - then Ann goes back to awful self and will be recording the audio for her latest book, The New Ann Coulter.