Audrina Patridge Does Maxim

Does Audrina Patridge know her place in this world? (Maxim Images)"]
Audrina "dead behind the eyes" Patridge is showing the world what she's good at - which is putting food in her face in her underwear. This time, in her shoot for Maxim, Audrina shoves cake in her face while wearing some sort of bra and pantie combination. Nicely done, Audrina.

See, Audrina needs to stick to this sort of shit. There's no need for her to try to build a career on anything other than food and bikinis. However, if you haven't already heard, silly Patridge is leaving The Hills for greener pastures.

"You know, it’s just something that I felt inside. I’m an adult now, and I don’t need all the petty drama and drinking and fighting. I’ve done that, and I’m ready to move on," Audrina told Maxim."

We think this is a mistake because Audrina has the personality of a door knob. Luckily for Audrina, there are people in Hollywood who may think differently. Mark Burnett, the brains behind Survivor, for example, is confident Audrina is the next big thing and has thrown his weight behind her for a new reality show cleverly entitled The Audrina Show.

"It’s a behind-the-scenes look at my life in L.A.—the movies and shoots and parties. It’s not as glamorous as it appears, plus it’ll actually feature people I know. It’s, like, real," Audrina said.

Perhaps this show will be more than Audrina's vacant stares and "I have no idea what you're talking about" smiles? Will you be watching The Audrina Show? Be sure to get all your television betting in the Bodog Sportsbook today.