Avril Lavigne Is Pregnant

"Like, having a baby would be, like, totally cool." (Wikimedia photo)

Annoying, try-hard punk princess Avril Lavigne is rumored to be six weeks pregnant, according to Hollyscoop. And her husband, Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley is reportedly telling all his friends how excited he is to be a father.

What's more... TMZ also reports that the sulky couple recently dropped $500 at Lisa Kline Kids, purchasing a cheetah-print diaper bag and baby AC/DC T-shirts and onesies. Lavigne also allegedly bought a few items at Los Angeles boutique Kitson Kids, furthering rumors that the "Sk8er Boi" singer might have a little bun in the oven.

"She definitely looks like she has a bump," a witness told TMZ.

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