Avril Lavigne Tickets $9 a Pop

$9 will buy you a tub of popcorn at a movie -- or an Avril Lavigne concert ticket. (Courtesy Wikimedia)

Times are hard for the world's least favorite Canadian punker/pop star.

Tickets for Avril Lavigne's tour are apparently not selling like hotcakes. You can buy a ticket in West Palm Beach, Florida, for the bagain-basement price of just $9 bucks.

Her last album, which has been called "pure bubblegum" by critics, hasn't done so hot and rumor has it Lavigne is turning to Kohl's discount clothing stores for a way to make a buck. Yes, every floundering pop star suddenly has a passion for fashion.

$9 is the V.I.P price. The nose bleed section is going at $2 bucks a pop. Get all your celebrity odds in the Bodog Sportsbook.