Barack Obama Popular Without Lindsay Lohan

Barack Obama doesn't want Lindsay Lohan's help. (Wikimedia Image)"]

Crotch flasher Lindsay Lohan offered to help campaign to the young voters for Barack Obama, but apparently, he thinks he would like a campaigner with slightly less skank.

The Chicago Sun Times says, "A top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress ”is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.” Given Lohan’s past problems, plus ongoing brushes with controversy, I’ve learned the campaign quietly told the actress ”thanks, but no thanks,” but in far more diplomatic term."

Poor Linsday should stick to what she does best: toilet sex and making leggings for stanky skanks.