Benji Madden Writes Paris Hilton a Love Song

A song written for Paris automatically gives Benji Madden "douche status." (AP Images)

Paris Hilton's boyfriend of two months, Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, has reportedly written the heiress a love song.

Excuse us while we go throw up.

Madden, whose brother Joel Madden is currently engaged to Paris' former BFF Nicole Richie, has penned "Shine Your Light" as a tribute to his girlfriend. "It's the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me," Paris said to People magazine. "He actually wrote me a beautiful song and recorded it in the studio.

"He surprised me with it. It's this really beautiful love song about me," she continued.

Wait, was that "Shine Your Light"? Here at Bodog Beat we came up with a few other song titles that would suit Paris a bit better. What about "Flash Your Vaj" or "Shut Your Legs"? No? No takers?

While the couple has only been dating for two monthss, things seem to be getting serious between them. "He's just different from any guy I've ever been with," Paris said. "I trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me no matter what.

"My life's a lot different now," the 27-year-old continued. "I'm very much at peace, and I'm so happy and in control and so very excited about life."

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