Breaking News: David and Victoria Beckham are Overrated

Captain Obvious (aka Radar magazine) has uncovered a stunning revelation: David and Victoria Beckham are overrated. (Radar Magazine)

According to Radar, David is simply an “overpaid soccer star,” while Posh Spice is a “pointless collection of body parts.” True, true. The British have rid themselves of the Beckhams and sent them our way… and we have rolled out the red carpet in pathetic preparation for their lame entrance. Since coming to America, David and Victoria Beckham have taken on the roles of the jock and cheerleader couple in high school. Everyone is nice to their faces, then the insults fly once their ignorant backs are turned.

Princess Diana, Bono, Oprah, Andy Warhol and British accents are also included on Radar’s "Overrated 100."

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