Breaking News: Jessica Alba's Baby is Small and Wrinkly

Jessica Alba's new baby looks just like a new baby. Holy mother of God, seriously? (Ok! Image)"]

Yes, thanks to OK! magazine, we now have the exclusive pictures of Jessica Alba's new baby, Honor Marie -- and you wouldn't believe it folks, but she's small, flesh-colored and wrinkly. Isn't that amazing? Mind blowing, really. That's a few million bucks well spent.

In the spread, Alba also revealed some crazy stuff we never knew about childbirth, like, for example, Alba tells us that her baby, "dreams, she smiles, and coos and does all these things, but she hasn't seen enough of the world yet to understand any of that stuff."

Wow -- is this breaking news or what? Alba also tells the magazine that she has stopped eating fried chicken. Fucking fantastic. What an interesting read. Tell us more, Ok!