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Britney Spears Does Letterman's Top Ten

Britney Spears presents the Top Ten Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears Were President on David Letterman. (CBS Images)"]
Want to know what it would be like if Britney were prez? Well, she breaks it down for you. With a new bikini body, Britney Spears hit the Late Show with David Letterman to give the famous Top 10. For the occasion, Spears wore a sexy black bathing suit and tucked a red hibiscus in her hair.The Top 10 is as follows:
10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance "Circus Fantasy."
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
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