Britney Spears is Nuts, According to Kevin Federline

According to Kevin Federline, Britney Spears is whack. (AP Images)

Kevin Federline believes Britney Spears is not playing with a full deck of cards.

“He thinks she’s mentally unstable and too young to be a mom,” a source close to Federline told Us Weekly, adding that the father of Spears’ two sons, “expects full custody of his children one day.”

According to reports, Spears wants K-Fed back, yet he’s paying lawyers to get him the hell out of crazyville. While in her sexy heyday, this scenario would have been unimaginable, Britney’s recent behavior has even scared off the likes of Federline.

However, Britney is mourning the loss of her wannabe rapper. MSNBC reports via a National Enquirer source: “Britney called Kevin and told him ‘I’m not divorcing you! I want my family back!"

The soure said, “The conversation grew heated and Kevin said he wasn’t interested in a reconciliation.”

Miffed, “Britney got upset and threatened to drag out the divorce for months until he saw things her way and came back to her.”

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