Brooke White Debuts 'Songs From the Attic'

Brooke White is cashing in on Idol fame. (Fox Image)"]

We at Bodog Beat have admitted in the past that we were never fans of American Idol fifth-place finisher Brooke White. We couldn't quite put our finger on it. Could it be her feigned, over-the-top enthusiasm? The way she would assure the audience "it was going to be OK" when she received harsh criticisms from judges? Her intolerance of rated-R movies? (Yeah, Schindler's List was a bad movie for bad people.) We didn't know. We just knew she bugged the crap out of us.

We also know all you commenters are going to write in under pseudonyms like "brooke_fan69" or "I_heart_brook" and call us names, so go ahead. We know we're a bunch of dicks.

Thus, the day we knew was inevitable has arrived. Brooke is debuting her album "Songs From the Attic" which her website assures is "sure to become an instant classic." The album consists of 11 tracks and is available via ITunes. And although the songs themselves might be pretty good, the fact that she's also peddling Brooke White baby bibs can still annoy us, right? Oh, and we're not kidding.