Celebrity Predictions for 2008

The year 2007 was huge for celebrity mishaps. What will go down in 2008? (AP Images)

Luckily for you, to make an extra buck, your Bodog Nation writer actually moonlights as a tarot card reader, levitationist, clairvoyant and party line call girl. For the coming year, I have put my abilities in action and have rubbed my crystal ball really, really hard. And this is what I see...

1.  Pamela Anderson Will be a Giant Whore

When rubbing my ball (the crystal one), I thought I saw a hairless cat with a nappy blond wig humping a douche. Then I realized it was Pamela Anderson being a big whore. Yes, this year will bring lots of exciting whoring for the newly married mother of two. The crystal ball tells me that she will see a year chock full of Hep C whoring, hair teasing, breakups and hookups with her porny husband all while wearing hideously skanky costumes she calls clothes. 

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