Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller to Marry Tonight

Charlie Sheen is leaving the pain and anguish of Denise Richards behind him -- and reportedly getting hitched tonight. (AP Images)"]

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are reportedly walking down the aisle tonight, and sources close to the couple claim Mueller may be pregnant.

"They've been busy working on having a baby," a friend of the couple told the New York Daily News. "They have been for a couple of months. It'd be great if they had a son, because Charlie already has three daughters."

The sixty guests have been told only to wear evening attire and that a car will come and pick them up to take them to a "secret location."

Hey, wouldn't that be funny if the car took them to Heidi Fleiss' laundry mat in Pahrump, Nevada? That would be a good joke.

Anyway, I think you guys all know about the Denise Richards vs. Charlie Sheen nightmare. Must we rehash it? Nahh. It's Friday. Corona's are waiting. If you really want to know, it's called the "Internet" -- look it up yourselves you lazy bastards.