Chris Brown Pleads Guilty to Felony Assault

In pleading guilty, Chris Brown is sentenced to 5 years probation and ordered to complete 180 days of community service in Virginia. (AP Images)"]

From the people who brought you the news on the Perez Hilton hit, TMZ.com today reports that Chris Brown has pleaded guilty to felony assault. The judge on the case did not sentence Brown to any jail time, but it looks like he'll have to complete 180 days of hard labor in Virginia. Brown must also stay at least   50 yards away from Rihanna, unless he wants to get his ass thrown in jail.

So what does this mean? For starters, it means that because Brown is now a convicted felon he loses his right to vote and he can't carry a gun. It also means that Rihanna can finally put this crap behind her and move on to bigger and better things...

But more imporantly? It means that WE can move on. How tired are you hearing about Chris Brown this and Rihanna that...? Sheesh.

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