Christian Bale Vindicated

Christian Bale prevails over Mummy Dearest. (MGM Image)"]

Christian Bale has been described by acting experts as the single greatest human in the universe. We sent this assumption to a laboratory at Berkeley and it turned out to be 100% true. I mean, C'mon!

Fans of Bale since Empire of the Sun, your Bodog Beat editing team was so pleased to hear that the charges against Bale were dropped due to lack of evidence. We'll go ahead and assume that if he did beat his mother, he had good reason to.

The AP reports: "The country's Crown Prosecution Service said in a statement that there was insufficient evidence to afford a "realistic prospect of conviction" and ordered the police not to take any further action in the case."

Bale, who denies the allegations, said he was relieved the issue had been settled and that he "hopes to put the matter firmly behind him." Go team Bale. Hey, no bias here -- we're a serious news source. That would be wrong.