Christina Aguilera Naked, Bothers Neighbors

Christina Aguilera’s new giant breasts are upsetting her neighbors for some reason. (Image Courtesy NBC Studios)

File this one under Stoopid. Christina Aguilera’s neighbors are reportedly upset with the fact that Aguilera, her newly augmented breasts and her husband frequently get naked, frolic in their swimming pool, laugh and make sexy noises. Oh the humanity! The sexy noises, they burn our ears!

One particularly crotchety neighbor was quoted by Star Magazine as saying, “They don't just splash around - they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises. We're happy that they're happy, but we wish they'd keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don't like noise after the dinner hour.”

Is this what it means to grow old? No sexy noises after the mashed potatoes and peas?

Aguilera’s giant boobs and sexy noises are a bit of a relief to the neighbors however, since the previous residents were Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne. We can see how one might prefer nudity over having Sharon getting drunk and throwing a five pound ham at you.

If you’re thinking of checking out the “Naked Aguilera Show” we suggest you drop by anytime Sunday as apparently she and her husband have Naked Sundays. Can I hear an Amen?

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