Criss Angel and Holly Madison Split

What? We all thought their profound love would last. (AP Images)"]
Well folks, the romance is over for Hugh Hefner's ex-bunny and the world's biggest douchebag. Apparently, Holly Madison got sick of following Criss Angel around the country watching him pull doves out of his ass. Hey, at least he's got a fan.

US magazine reports, "'All she's doing is following Criss Angel around to all of his magic shows, with no legitimate job to speak of,' said an insider. 'She's still heartbroken and regretful about how things went down with Hef. 'Then she ran into the arms of Criss Angel,' the source told Us. 'But then it's like, This is not everything I thought it would be.'"

In the meantime, Angel remains in Las Vegas where he performs his widely-panned show, Criss Angel Believe, five nights a week at the Luxor.