'Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann' a Serious Eye-Roller

God help us all when Dancing with the Stars tries its hand at a spin-off show. (Courtesy ABC)

With the writers strike holding many shows hostage, lackluster judges from bad shows actually get their own shows. A crime, I know. Yes, spastic Carrie Ann Inaba and spasticer Bruno Tonioli pretend to have some sort of singing/dancing feud, and obviously, it's as irritating as it sounds.

Immediately, Carrie Ann tells us that people always ask about her qualifications for judging Dancing with the Stars, and because she's so blinded by her own awesomeness, she doesn't realize that this is not a compliment. Inaba then gives us the old "big in Japan" bit, arguing, "I was a pop star in Japan!" Unfortunately, Inaba failed to realize that these guys are also among Japan's A-listers. It's no BFD.

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