'Dancing with the Stars' Returns

Elvis' scary botoxed wife will be appearing on Dancing with the Stars tonight. (Courtesy ABC)

Prescilla Presley is among the "celebrities" who will appear on tonight's long-winded shit fest, Dancing with the Stars.

Yes morons at home who watch this crap, the show that is painful with a capital P is back... again.

"I'm dancing because I, first of all, love dancing," Presley bullshitted to Good Morning America. "There's a little dancing in all of us."

Presley will be dancing with Louis van Amstel.

Presley joins actors Cristian De La Fuente, Marissa Jaret Winokur, Marlee Matlin, Shannon Elizabeth and Steve Guttenberg; tennis champion Monica Seles, magician Penn Jillette, R&B singer Mario and Miami Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor. Ice skater Kristi Yamaguchi and comedian Adam Carolla are also among the cast members.

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