Doctors Predict Michael Jackson to Lose Nose

Michael Jackson might lose his nose. (AP Images)"]
It's a slow news day, folks. That's why we're writing about, well, the possibility of Michael Jackson losing his nose. According to multiple reports, Jackson score himself a case of the MRSA (a.k.a "the superbug"), a strain of staph infection that is antibiotic resistant. However, recovery is possible, and Michael is apparently receiving antibiotics via an IV drip.

Apparently, Jackson picked up the infection during cosmetic surgery. Now, The Sun is reporting that Jackson could in fact lose his nose. They report, "Prof Enright, of Imperial College London, said: 'A wound infection like MRSA on a delicate area like the nose could cause the tissue to collapse.'"