Eleven Days in Vegas: Day 5 - Beautiful Overdose

On assignment covering the WSOP for 11 days, I might be in trouble.

LAS VEGAS - The first day of the WSOP Main Event was mayhem. Just walking through the Rio was a task?wall to wall people?a fire hazard and a half. I practically had to crowd surf it to Starbucks.

I'm not sure where they shipped in all the hot girls from but I'm telling you, they are everywhere. I've seen too many strutting around here and now they're not even a big deal. It's like yeah, yeah, you're hot…I've seen your type before?legs, boobs, lips, hairspray?you're all over the place. Vegas is spoiling me with too many beautiful women. Who knew it was even possible. I've started to admire the more plain looking women just because they're a change of pace.

"Hey baby, what's a full set of teeth when you've got a mullet like that."

No, I haven't actually said that but the words did run through my mind at one point. Proof I'm not right in the head anymore.

I've taken to hiding in my room. When things become too much for me I go upstairs, take off all of my clothes, play online poker and transfer the contents of the mini-bar into my stomach. It mellows me and I'm able to come back down and face another round of Sin City.

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