Ex Claims Michael Lohan a Crotch Kicker

Michael Lohan punched his ex girlfriend in her nether regions. (AP Images)

We can all agree that Michael Lohan is probably a bit of a dick - but shocking news has broken today that Michael Lohan's ex, Erin Muller, is claiming that the ex-con abused her.

Muller claims that Lohan actually kicked her in the vagina. Yes, the vagina.

In court papers filed by Muller in Nassau County, New York, on Monday, Muller also claims that Lohan, who was recently arrested for calling her while she had a restraining order against him, had slapped her, punched her in the mouth, whipped her with a computer cord and punched her in the ribs.

Muller says that in June of 2008,  Michael "spit in Erin's face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist." Then he "yelled at her to 'stop crying c*nt — other people will see you — if they see you, I will kill you!'"

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