Holly Madison Chooses Criss Angel Over Hugh Hefner

Playboy playmate Holly Madison dumped one douche for another. (AP/MySpace Images)"]

Holly Madison has changed up her douchebags, reportedly dumping Hugh Hefner for a magical douchbag Criss Angel.

The Dirty reports: "Holly Madison moves out of the Playboy Mansion because she is sleeping with Criss Angel. According to inside source though Hef is totally fine with it. Holly Madison was really working her way into everything (will) at Playboy even choosing Playmates for the magazine. Now The Girls Next Door Producers are scrambling on how they are going to finish the show with Holly Madison- Ex-Girl Next Door."

The Superficial says, "But, in all seriousness, folks, talk to your kids about Criss Angel. Because a douche is a terrible thing to be."