How is Tiger Woods Spending His Birthday?

Where is Tiger Woods having his party? (AP Images)

It's Tiger Woods' birthday today and he has had a hell of a run in his thirty-four years on this planet. Woods  is one of the first athletes to earn one billion dollars and he was recently named  "Athlete of the Decade", beating out Tour de France record holder Lance Armstrong. He's been named the PGA Tour's "Player of the Year" multiple times, slept with a ton of women and lost his sponsors up to $12 billion.  What a legacy!

So everyone is wondering where Tiger Woods is spending his 34th birthday today. There have been rumors that Tiger is holed up on his yacht in Florida with mistress number one, Rachel Uchitel.  When asked if she's seen him, Uchitel said, "No comment."  However, Page Six says Uchitel might be  playing coy  for publicity. Some  say that  he's trying to patch things up with his wife, Elin Nordegren.  And word out on the street is that Woods  is trying to curb his sexual addictions at a rehabilitation center in Arizona. Where in the world is Tiger Woods? If you were turning 34, had just lost your family and $12 billion for your sponsors, where would you be spending your birthday? Quick - check the strip clubs! Will a Tiger Woods sex tape leak? Only Bodog has your Tiger Woods sex tape odds in the Bodog Sportsbook.