Jennifer Aniston Seduced by John Mayer

According to In Touch magazine, John Mayer has been making beautiful music with Jennifer Aniston. (Courtesy Wikimedia and Universal Pictures)

You may or may not care. We at Bodog Beat don't really care... but seeing as we are committed to bringing you the latest in breaking news, we felt obligated to report that Jennifer Aniston has been seduced by the douchebag that is John Mayer. You can thank us later.

Yes, thanks to In Touch, we now know that Aniston is not a very smart girl. We now also know that Mayer flew to Miami last weekend to be with her, and according to eyewitnesses and pics, the two were inseparable.

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