Vanessa Paradis Pulls a Britney Spears

Perhaps lip syncing while meandering is the next big thing. (Courtesy YouTube)

At the NRJ Music Awards in France, Johnny Depp's long-time partner Vanessa Paradis seemed to be under the impression that any crap she threw at the audience would stick.

Paradis was nominated for Best French Female Artist and Best French Song for her 2007 hit "Des Q'J'Te Vois" - however her performance was the equivalent to the lip synchng and dance moves one might perform in their living room... while on Quaaludes.

Word on the street is that Paradis is competing with Britney's VMA spectacle for worst live performance ever. What do you think?