Keanu Reeves Cleared of Paparazzo Assault

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Keanu Reeves has just been cleared of all liability in an incident that saw a photographer becoming up close and personal with the back  end of Keanu's Porsche.

Paparazzo Alison Silva ( a dude), claimed he was knocked over by Reeves' car as the actor backed out of a parking spot.

Jurors included (and this is not a joke):  a movie executive,  an actress, another actress slash model/bartender (but we're guessing more bartender than model/actress), and one  guy who once did the voice for Bugs Bunny - and proved it to the courtroom. Only in L.A.