KFC New Sandwich to Kill Us All

KFC has come up with a new way to kill us. (Food Geekery Images)"]

So this is pretty foul, pardon the pun. If you're done with buns then look no further. KFC has come up with something pretty disgusting to titillate your taste buds and arteries. Introducing the KFC Double Down Sandwich a masterful concoction of bacon, swiss and pepper jack cheese as well as a healthy serving a of   "the Colonel's sauce" shoved between two fried chicken breasts. We're not sure what scares us the most. The fried chicken replacing the bun or the Colonel's sauce - ingredients that are known only to the nasty Colonel himself – we don’t know whether to say hoooh raah or barf!

Although we at Bodog Beat have yet to taste the artery clogging delicacy, our friends over at Food Geekery are significantly braver (though no word on whether they’re still alive).

They say, “That's it? That is the sandwich? That's not worth five dollars. Oh”¦ oh my God. That is the best thing ever. I don't know what "Colonel's Sauce" is, but it is like a party in my mouth. This is completely worth the five dollars. Unfortunately I'm going to end up weighing 700 lbs after this, but it is simply amazing.”

So the meal deal is $6.99 (includes tasty fountain beverage and fries), but you can buy the sandwich alone for $4.99.   Will you be indulging in pure gluttonous nastyness? Naturally, KFC doesn’t advertise the calorie count, but Canada’s Vancouver Sun estimates it will run you around 1,228 calories. The bad (or good) news is many of you won’t be able to run to your local KFC to purchase this meaty delicacy because the sandwich is being test marketed these only in Providence, R.I., and Omaha, Nebraska. Tasted the sandwich? Let us know what it's like in our comments section!