Lindsay Lohan Is Gay, LAPD Police Chief Says

Always the expert on matters of the heart, LAPD Chief William Bratton says Lindsay Lohan is gay. (AP Images)"]

Apparently, LAPD Chief William Bratton knows all about the sexual appetite of the troubled actress Lindsay Lohan.

In a statement to KNBC-TV regarding new restrictions on the paparazzi, Bratton said, "If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."

Bratton added, "If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90 percent of the problem. The rest of it we can deal with. So as far as all this grandstanding and foolishness, waste of city time on this issue — and the fact that I felt aggravated enough about it to interrupt my workout to come over and set the record straight, LAPD has no intention of participating in this farce."

For some reason, Bratton is against the proposal to put stricter laws on paparazzi.