Lindsay Lohan to Become a Missionary

Lindsay Lohan was probably thinking more in terms of the sexual position. (AP Images)

Michael Lohan is once again bragging about his rehabbed daughter and is alerting the media that Lindsay has signed up to do missionary work with Times Square Church Missions.

In Touch reports that the ex convict father turned born-again youth minister has told them all about it.

“She has made it clear she definitely wants to come along,” Michael told In Touch. “Our trip next February encompasses the issue of child sexual slavery in India. We also deal with helping AIDS victims.”

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