Lindsay Lohan to Launch Rap Career

Move over K-Fed, there's a new shitty, white rapper in town -- it's Lilo, bitches! (Courtesy Gaira House@flickr.com)

Yes, the horrific rumors are true. As if the I Know Who Killed Me bomb wasn't bad enough, for some reason Lindsay Lohan is desperate to become even more of a laughing stock by launching a rap career.

The 21-year-old told People: "I'm recording right now Motown and being in the studio again has been really great," she said of her "dance, hip-hop and R&B album," adding, "It's all coming together."

It's official, folks. Lindsay has jumped the shark.