Matt Damon Says Your Passport Should Be 'Thicker'

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Matt Damon wants to know why you can't be more like him, you know, worldly and well-traveled.

In an interview with Conde Naste Traveler, Damon recently said, "I think many of our problems as a country would be solved if people had thick passports. There’s just no substitute for actually going and seeing things."

Well, firstly they don't add pages to your passport, shit head; they stamp them. We're Pretty sure passports are all the same "thickness." Secondly, flying around the world being paid more than most of us will make in our lifetimes for a single movie -- and wondering why everyone else isn't doing the same -- is annoying.

Perhaps Matt didn't get the memo that the rest of America is paying out the ass for gasoline and losing their houses. Even Ed McMahon and the Extreme Makeover people are facing homelessness. Someone should tell Matt to stop lecturing us about not vacationing enough.