Matthew McConaughey Wants to Die After Wild Sex

McConaughey wants to give his little McConaughey one last go. (Courtesy Paramount)

Actor Matthew McConaughey has thought long and hard about how he wants to die, and he's decided that he wants to die from "rigorous love-making," reports U.K gossip magazine, Female First.

The Fool's Gold star told Female First that it was his father's death that inspired his decision. "My father died right after making love to his wife, and I can't think of a better way to go. My dad always said to me, 'Boy when I get out of here, I bet I'll be making love to your mother.'"

Ew, what? McConaughey's dad told him that as a kid?

"I hope my own death is way down the line, but when it happens, that's my preferred exit strategy," he continued. "But let's not rush it, eh?"

McConaughey also noted that when he dies, he wants to come back as a jaguar. "I want to be reincarnated as sa jaguar. They're the coolest animals in the world. I came across one very briefly in Peru. Jaguars are keen and they're perfectly poised. I'd sure love to be that well designed."