Michael Lohan's Reality Show Pitch

As to why this show was never picked up remains a mystery. (Courtesy YouTube)

Lindsay Lohan's ex-con father, Michael Lohan works for God. However, as it turns out, God doesn't pay too well. D'oh! Now, poor Michael is trying to make a honest living trying to pitch his own reality show.

Standing in front of a backdrop of moving clouds, Michael Lohan is trying to turn lives around through motivational Jesus speeches. And yes, this is as good as it sounds. At one point, a magnificent Michael stands with his arms outstretched as the camera encircles him -- man, it's good. The Beat hopes someone sees this for the pure piece of television genius it is. It deserves some air time.

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