Miss Teen South Carolina Puts on Her Thinking Cap

When confronted with the question "Why can't 1/5 of Americans locate America on a map?" Miss Teen South Carolina tells the scary truth. (Video Courtesy YouTube)

When asked "Why can't 1/5 of Americans locate America on a map?" poor Lauren Caitlin Upton's answer proves that either she is mentally challenged, or cracks under pressure big time. We at The Beat are hoping for the latter.

When asked to discuss what's wrong with the educational system in America, Upton began babbling about "the Iraq" and South Africa in a fashion so nonsensical, even the dummies got lost. Irony? Thy name is Miss South Carolina.