Moby Says the Demise of Britney Spears is Sexy

Moby is turned on by the physical and mental collapse of Britney Spears. (Courtesy androog@flickr.com)

Moby admitted to The Sun that the more Britney Spears fucks up, the more he likes her. He then compared her to a tragic literary figure.

"She's like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late '90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat."

If Britney declines your proposal, buck up, Moby. There are plenty of women out there who will get fat and crazy just for you - we promise.

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