Nude Britney Spears Charms Betsey Johnson

For Britney Spears, the innocent year of 2002 was light years ago. (Courtesy Paramount)

Life & Style is reporting some seriously disturbing shit. According to the magazine, on Sunday, Britney Spears and her pap boyfriend Adnan Ghalib hit up a Betsey Johnson clothing store in Sherman Oaks, Calif.

Reportedly, Spears grabbed a handful of dresses and disappeared into the dressing room, reappearing moments later in the buff.

An employee of the store told Life & Style, "I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me! I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you fucking come near me!'"

The employee adds: "Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

After the dressing room romp, Britney and her beau emerged and tried to bid the store clerk farewell.

"I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," the employee continued. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone.

"Then she muttered, 'Fuck you!' and left the store."

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