P. Diddy to Launch Car Service for Drunk Celebs

P. Diddy is doing some charity work by launching a car service to pick up drunk celebrities. (Courtesy Wikimedia)

Us Weekly reports: "After partnering with Ciroc vodka, he wants to make sure everyone's partying responsibly."

Comment winners are:

"Eagh, fuck Puffily-Doddly-doo-doo."

And

"A service that picks up drunk people...hmm, that is a pretty crazy idea! I can't believe nobody ever thought of that! Of wait, they have and it's called a FUCKING TAXI!"