Paris Hilton is Wife Material

She can have dinner on the table by 6 p.m. (AP Images)

Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden needs to put down the crack pipe. He recently told Yo on E! that he could see himself engaged to Paris Hilton within six months.

"I'm not gonna bet against you on that," Madden said. "We'll see. I'm very, very happy right now."

The 29-year-old rocker, whose brother Joel Madden is currently dating Paris' BFF Nicole Richie, also said that "nothing would make happier" than spending the rest of his life with Paris' moldy vaj.

"I always knew that she was, like, wife material, or serious girlfriend material," Madden said. "You know, you just walk around feeling lucky all day. You just want to get on top of a mountain and go, 'I'm in love!'"

You know who else is in love? Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt! They're also having another baby... which you can bet on in the Bodog Sportsbook!