Paris Hilton's Flick Flops

Paris Hilton's movie career is suckier than we expected it to be, if that's possible. (Courtesy Regent Releasing)

So Paris Hilton is officially box office Poison with a capital P. Her latest flick, The Hottie & the Nottie, which opened at 111 theatres this weekend, sold a total of $25,500 -- which, if you do the math, averages 29 people per theatre over the 3-day weekend.

Hilton's flick scored a terrifying 7% approval rating on rottentomatoes.com, which includes scathing reviews from notable critics including the Boston Globe's Ty Burr, who says: "With all her wealth and meaningless celebritude, Hilton is incapable of doing the one thing most of us desperately wish she would do: Go away."

Or how about this rough review by critic Daniel M. Kimmel?

"How does this movie fail? Count the ways. It's badly written, ineptly directed and it sets Paris Hilton as the pinnacle of female beauty and desirability." Ouch. That one's going to leave a mark.

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