'Provocative' Fans Ejected from Britney Spears Concert

Irony was present during Tuesday's Britney Spears concert. (Superficial Images)"]
The scariest part about Britney Spears is that the median age of her fans is about 14 - which is tragic seeing as Britney in concert is basically a whole lot of gyrating private parts and simulated sex. Not much singing. Actually, no singing.

It seems that a Britney concert-goer was offended at the Madison Square Garden show when a couple of fans were dancing "too provocatively." The fans were subsequently removed from the concert by security, while Britney was on stage dry humping one of her back-up dancers.

Page Six reports, "One of those yanked by guards, Sandra Ion, a Dramatics hair salon manager, said: 'I guess there had been a complaint from someone in our section that our dancing was too risque. Meanwhile, Britney is onstage gyrating half-naked and singing Get Naked. It was totally ridiculous. They should have just moved whoever complained instead of all of us.'"

Apparently, Sandra and her friends were not reimbursed the cost of the tickets. Britney, however, was paid millions for her provocative moves and non-singing.