Simon Cowell to Have 17 Ex-Girlfriends at Birthday Bash

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Simon Cowell must seriously be one cool dude with a giant schlong. He happens to be such great friends with all his exes, that they are planning to come together to throw a surprise party for him. Cowell will be turning 50 in October and as a surprise, 17 of his ex-girlfriends will throw him a swanky surprise party.

Hosted by model Jackie St Claire, who happens to also be an ex-girlfriend of Cowell's, guests include exes Terri Seymour, all his other exes, as well as a surprise appearance by his first kiss, Tara McDonald-Smith. American Idol judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson have been invited.

The party will apprently be white-themed and Cowell has been told to “expect the unexpected." Which American Idol star's first album will debut highest on the Billboard Top 200 charts? Bet on Adam Lambert and Kris Allen in the Bodog Sportsbook now.