Star Muscle Crucifies \"Over Her Dead Body\"

We had a feeling this movie sucked... (Courtesy New Line Cinema)

Our friends over at Starmuscle.com have put together an articulate, thought-provoking movie review for Eva Longoria's upcoming flick, Over Her Dead Body. We at The Beat think it's pretty awesome and most likely right on the money.

"Ok imagine a wet steamy shit…now if that shit had the shits and started puking all over the place. Scrape that all together, cook it up on the George Foreman grill, add some peanuts, eat it, then the shit you take will resemble this new movie, Over Her Dead Body."

The review goes on:

"...Eva gives Jessica Simpson a run for her retarded money in this performance. When bad people die and go to hell, this movie will be played on a never ending loop. The only pleasure this movie brings is to people ready to kill themselves. I can’t describe the embarrassment I feel for her when I watched it, I literally had my shirt over my face through most of it."

Nice work, kids. Nice work. Movie betting you say? Bodog's got your odds.