The Paula Abdul Super Bowl Sham

Paula Abdul is Super Bowl entertainment because... (Courtesy Bravo)

Paula Abdul has caused some embarrassment for American Idol with slurred, blurry-eyed appearances, an alleged affair with a young, impressionable Idol contestant as well as her lecherous reactions when pubescent boys take the stage during the show's auditions. Let's just get this out there right now: If Paula Abdul were a man, her career would be over.

Instead of being axed or locked up, Paula will join Tom Petty in the lineup of this year's Super Bowl entertainment. Paula has also been rewarded for her bad behavior with her own jewelry line, perfume and reality show - which, rather than its intent to make her look good, actually confirms all of our suspicions: The chick is on something... Read the remainder of The Paula Abdul Super Bowl Sham in Bodog Nation.