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Tom Cruise Builds Alien Attack Bunker

You're not prepared for Xenu's alien invasion? Start building your anti-alien bunkers now. Tom Cruise has. (Courtesy Paramount)


The Tom Cruise news keeps flooding into The Beat newsroom. Now that Tom has successfully been brainwashed by the Church of Scientology, he is determined to make sure his family is good and ready for the coming of the evil galactic overlord, Xenu (who will be invading the planet soon).

A source close to Cruise said the actor is to erect a "self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survive for years." The $5 million bunker, which will be built beneath Cruise's Colorado home, will reportedly include a high-tech air-purification system, the complete "Full House" DVD collection, and storage space for supplies and survival equipment.