Tony Barretto Reveals Absurd Life with Britney Spears

Tony Barretto, Britney Spears' former bodyguard, opens up about his fun working conditions. (AP Images)

In an interview with London's Daily Mail, Britney Spears' former bodyguard, who was reportedly fired for not picking up the pop tart's hat when she dropped it, is getting some serious payback action in the form of a Britney Spears smear campaign. According to Tony Barretto, the insanity began immediately when he was given the Spears House Rules on the day he was hired.

"Never look at her bottom," he said.

"She doesn't wear underwear, and sometimes getting out of the car she's exposed – though I know she owns underwear, because I've seen it."

"I was briefed on how to react when I saw her nude, because she often walks around the house naked. I was told to act coy and shy, because if you look like you enjoy it, you're a pervert."

Part of Barretto's job was to also keep the pop-tart happy and to be sure she felt wanted.

"One night at a club she came up and started dancing with me. My back was to her, and she rubbed her front and breasts against my butt and ran her hands down my back."

"My partner radioed me, 'She wants to dance. You dance.' When I turned around she turned and put her butt on me, bumping and grinding. I wasn't aroused. I was embarrassed."

In a more disturbing admission, Barretto said: "There was a time when I thought she was going to hurt the kids."

Barretto went on to describe how another member of Britney's staff feared for the safety of her children.

"He said she'd been talking about suicide then, and this was the same. Britney was sobbing. She screamed," Barretto said. " 'I'm worried about the kids. Don't let her go swimming with them.' I asked, 'Is she going to drown them?' He said, 'I don't know.' I started to cry. How am I supposed to protect someone like that?"

After Barretto's legal declaration last week, Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon ordered Spears to undergo twice-weekly random testing.

"I'm so happy with the judge's decision, because it gives more structure to her life," Barretto said.