Toolshed John Mayer Blogs to Needy Ex

John Mayer took to his blog to tell his ex to leave him alone, but added "if you need me, you know where to find me." (Courtesy Foraggio@flickr.com)

It's no secret that John Mayer thinks he's hot shit. Thus, he took to his blog to tell an ex to lay off.

Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying. I hope this is enough closure for you. Goodbye.

P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.

Hey John, here's a tip. When you tell someone to go away, perhaps you shouldn't post script the statement with, "But if you need me..."

Who is this mystery ex? Us magazine speculates that it's either Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Love Hewitt or Cameron Diaz. However, we at The Beat have our own theories which includes Haley Joel Osmont, Captain Kirk, Ali Lohan or Whoopi Goldberg.

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